Vanya: so I hear dad sent you to the moon
Luther: yeah
*vanya explodes the moon and chunks rain down in firey hellstorm*
Luther: omg vanya you didn’t
For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.
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YOU FOUND A GOOD ONE
HANG ON TO THAT DOCTOR
I found a doctor like this… and I almost cried… my “bad” cholesterol was 2 points above “perfect”, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said “body size doesn’t indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isn’t a specific body size.” I love her.
where can i find a doctor like that?
mMMMMMMNNM YESSSS
Yes😄
About the “dont ask” part! ITS OK IF THE ARTIST BKANTANTLY SAYS THEY ARE TAKING REQUESTS!!!
as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”
i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets
“I have a degree from yale”
“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”
btw you’re only allowed to do this to the white kids. People of colour in prestigious unis already get enough harassment from people assuming they got in because of affirmative action
anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!
Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling
lets talk about how the gender neutral wardrobe is boyish clothes because feminine clothes aren’t considered neutral
and it’s totally connected with the idea that men are the default
^^^^^^^
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